s money to him in a natural and reasonable way.”
张仲文把手中的苹果马提尼一饮而尽，眼神很凄惨。他根本不喜欢喝这种酒，但是这个东西拿在手里显得很闷sao很男人。
“Honey, legally you are his pet now. A hunting dog give his master any quarry is meant to be natural and reasonable. Do you know, in the old time, those generals or warlords who sve dragons constantly shed you kind to cry out just for pearls ?”
白二拍着他的肩膀，试图安慰他。
“I don’t think this is a money thing. Kyle, tell me the truth. What’s your pn about this retionship. Do you like him? At least try a little.”余怀忠很三八地建议道。
张仲文恶心地歪着嘴大喊：“Hell, no ,he is straight.”
“Oh, That’s a surprise. Since when straight means something to you?”白二邪恶地瞪起了眼睛。
“He is colleague of our company !And this damned company keeps no secret and I need dignity.”张仲文摊开手无奈地说。
“You slept with your cousin and raped your father’s driver .Now you need dignity?”余怀忠不屑地敲打他。
“Fine, I am a devilish slut .Judge me! But that thing is ugly and poor. I wore out my ass to evolve myself to be a pretty and rich dragon is NOT to suck up some stinky fat slumdog. And you jerks are never allowed to compare him to my future CK-underwear -model-look and Italian pianist style boyfriend! I warn you, I am the top 14th powerful dragon in this world and you don’t want mess with me!”
张仲文似乎觉得一开始找这俩人商量这个事情就是错误的，他火气上涌，大喊大叫起来。
“Whatever,我们就知道你是耿鸣的坐骑。虽然这是什么龙族预备役制度，现在也就是单纯的作为战争动物来占领一个摆设性的岗位，但理论上还是很神圣很严肃的事情。但是，要怪就怪这个堕落腐化的社会吧，别说你这种低级趣味的小妖Jing了，你把这事说给你妈听，你看她觉不觉得这是一个Gay-porn.”
“嘿嘿，你知道么，根据龙族服役法，他都可以把你挂到淘宝上卖掉的。”
“话说回来，很多年都没有看见有人骑着龙在天上飞来飞去了。Kyle，他骑过你了么？Holy crap, it really sounds erotic.”
白二和余怀忠好像有点儿喝高了，越说越high，很快就又把话题扯向了职场苦水金融风暴，碎碎念起喋喋不休，完全没有察觉张仲文自己摔杯，默然消失在酒吧门口。他们俩醉醺醺地出门的时候才发现暴雨倾盆，雷电交加，出租车一辆都招不到。虽然风雨大作并不能阻他们回家去路，但是身上的衣服和鞋子可经不得这般雷摧电打水泥飞溅，所以只能郁闷地等到后半夜才排到车。
注解：余怀忠是十殿阎罗，白二是最强狐狸Jing，他们都可以飞行，瞬移，甚至还会传送术之类，但是这些移动方式都有具体有条件的Cao作方式和酒Jing控制，酒后高速移动事件可大可小，后果可以很严重，所以他们一般还是会选择乘车。
第二十六天
“耿鸣要见你。”慧曦很小声地对张仲文说。
“要他进来吧。”张仲文摸